1 00:00:04,178 --> 00:00:06,088 - All righty. I got all our snacks. 2 00:00:06,136 --> 00:00:09,306 Hot wings, hot Cheetos, hot pretzels, 3 00:00:09,357 --> 00:00:14,407 and the latest edition, hot beers. 4 00:00:14,449 --> 00:00:17,019 Mm. Ugh. 5 00:00:17,060 --> 00:00:19,320 That's the last time I listen to Guy Fieri. 6 00:00:19,367 --> 00:00:20,367 [doorbell rings] 7 00:00:20,411 --> 00:00:22,111 Oh God, I've summoned him. 8 00:00:22,152 --> 00:00:23,592 - That's our Postrabbit. 9 00:00:23,632 --> 00:00:27,642 I hired someone to pick up our Game Station X. 10 00:00:27,679 --> 00:00:29,249 - Freddie Benson? - Yeah. 11 00:00:29,290 --> 00:00:31,340 - Postrabbit here. I have your box from Blessed Buy. 12 00:00:31,379 --> 00:00:32,899 - Thanks so much. 13 00:00:32,945 --> 00:00:34,765 - I just got a Game Station, too. 14 00:00:34,817 --> 00:00:36,167 - Cool. 15 00:00:36,210 --> 00:00:39,390 - Hey, is this your phone number on the order? 16 00:00:39,430 --> 00:00:42,000 - It is, why? 17 00:00:42,042 --> 00:00:45,092 - Oh, I just thought I could maybe use it sometime for--- 18 00:00:45,132 --> 00:00:48,352 - For what? Identity theft? 19 00:00:48,396 --> 00:00:52,266 Please delete it. And I'm giving you no stars. 20 00:00:52,313 --> 00:00:53,663 - Dude, what the hell? 21 00:00:53,705 --> 00:00:55,655 That cute Postrabbit was totally in to you. 22 00:00:55,707 --> 00:00:57,877 - [scoffs] She just wanted a good tip. 23 00:00:57,927 --> 00:00:59,147 - Here's a good tip. 24 00:00:59,189 --> 00:01:02,369 You're going to die alone. She wanted your number. 25 00:01:02,410 --> 00:01:04,410 - So did that Nigerian prince. 26 00:01:04,455 --> 00:01:08,065 - Oh, was he free Friday for drinks? 27 00:01:08,111 --> 00:01:09,721 - We got to get you dating again. 28 00:01:09,765 --> 00:01:11,065 - [groans] 29 00:01:11,114 --> 00:01:14,994 - Who do I know who loves a short king? 30 00:01:15,031 --> 00:01:16,291 My friend Ramona. 31 00:01:16,337 --> 00:01:17,987 She's beautiful. - Looks fade. 32 00:01:18,034 --> 00:01:19,604 - She's spontaneous. - I'm a planner. 33 00:01:19,644 --> 00:01:21,124 - She's a nuclear physicist. 34 00:01:21,168 --> 00:01:24,078 - Call her now! 35 00:01:24,475 --> 00:01:26,695 - ♪ I know you see ♪ 36 00:01:26,738 --> 00:01:28,998 ♪ Somehow the world will change for me ♪ 37 00:01:29,045 --> 00:01:32,695 [together] ♪ And be so wonderful 38 00:01:32,744 --> 00:01:36,664 ♪ So wake up the members of my nation ♪ 39 00:01:36,705 --> 00:01:38,395 [together] ♪ It's your time to be 40 00:01:38,446 --> 00:01:41,406 - ♪ There's no chance unless you take one ♪ 41 00:01:41,449 --> 00:01:44,319 ♪ And the time to see the brighter side ♪ 42 00:01:44,365 --> 00:01:47,315 ♪ Of every situation 43 00:01:47,368 --> 00:01:49,018 ♪ Some things are meant to be ♪ 44 00:01:49,065 --> 00:01:52,495 ♪ So give me your best and leave the rest to me ♪ 45 00:01:54,026 --> 00:01:55,766 [upbeat music] 46 00:01:55,811 --> 00:01:57,641 - I know you have a work emergency 47 00:01:57,682 --> 00:01:59,292 but can't I just stay home? 48 00:01:59,336 --> 00:02:01,246 - You sure can, but Grandma B is harvesting 49 00:02:01,295 --> 00:02:03,685 our garlic kombucha so-- 50 00:02:03,732 --> 00:02:05,782 - Yeah, that 'bucha stink. - Mm-hmm. 51 00:02:05,821 --> 00:02:08,521 - I guess hanging with Carly is slightly better. 52 00:02:08,563 --> 00:02:10,043 - You'll have fun. 53 00:02:10,086 --> 00:02:11,776 I like you hanging there when your mom's out of town. 54 00:02:11,827 --> 00:02:14,257 Carly and Harper are strong, intelligent women. 55 00:02:14,308 --> 00:02:18,268 They're good role models. I love you. [smooches] 56 00:02:18,312 --> 00:02:20,402 - Same. 57 00:02:20,444 --> 00:02:22,584 - Defense, defense! 58 00:02:22,620 --> 00:02:24,270 Okay, well, that's got to be illegal. 59 00:02:24,318 --> 00:02:26,018 both: Travel! 60 00:02:26,058 --> 00:02:29,368 - Are you two watching sports? - God, no. 61 00:02:29,410 --> 00:02:32,850 It's our favorite reality show, "The Real Widows of Wisconsin." 62 00:02:32,891 --> 00:02:35,331 - It's kind of like sports except these ladies 63 00:02:35,372 --> 00:02:37,072 throw shade, flip tables, 64 00:02:37,113 --> 00:02:39,943 and normally don't shower together. 65 00:02:39,985 --> 00:02:42,675 - Yeah, great role models. 66 00:02:42,727 --> 00:02:44,077 - And right now, they're fighting 67 00:02:44,120 --> 00:02:45,380 about the big trip of the season. 68 00:02:45,426 --> 00:02:49,076 Cincinnati. - Ooh. 69 00:02:49,125 --> 00:02:52,425 - Countess Debra was 52 miles from diamond status 70 00:02:52,476 --> 00:02:56,386 and couldn't use the lounge. 71 00:02:56,437 --> 00:02:58,177 both: Commercial break. 72 00:02:58,221 --> 00:03:00,221 - Would Freddie even let you watch a show like this? 73 00:03:00,267 --> 00:03:01,957 - He doesn't need to tell me not to. 74 00:03:02,007 --> 00:03:04,307 I don't play in the gutter. 75 00:03:04,358 --> 00:03:07,318 - Oh hush, this show is how Carly and I met. 76 00:03:07,361 --> 00:03:08,841 I was working at Skybucks 77 00:03:08,884 --> 00:03:10,894 giving my blazing hot RWoww takes. 78 00:03:10,929 --> 00:03:13,449 - Which I agreed with 1,000% so-- 79 00:03:13,497 --> 00:03:14,927 - When I went on my break, 80 00:03:14,977 --> 00:03:16,627 we talked about the show the entire time and that-- 81 00:03:16,674 --> 00:03:19,374 - Was the foundation of a lifelong friendship. 82 00:03:19,416 --> 00:03:21,976 Harper was there for me during the hardest time in my life. 83 00:03:22,027 --> 00:03:24,547 - When Beau dumped you in front of millions of subscribers? 84 00:03:24,595 --> 00:03:26,245 - No. 85 00:03:26,293 --> 00:03:29,343 When I cut my own bangs. 86 00:03:29,383 --> 00:03:31,393 - And when I needed a place to live 87 00:03:31,428 --> 00:03:32,998 Carly said I should move in here. 88 00:03:33,038 --> 00:03:36,828 - And I'm so glad she did because now she's my BFSS, 89 00:03:36,868 --> 00:03:38,308 Best Friend Since Sam. 90 00:03:38,348 --> 00:03:41,178 - And she's my BFUMCER. 91 00:03:41,221 --> 00:03:45,361 Best Friend Unless My Cousin Ever Resurfaces. 92 00:03:45,399 --> 00:03:46,699 - At least you don't call yourselves something dumb 93 00:03:46,748 --> 00:03:48,398 like Carper. 94 00:03:48,445 --> 00:03:50,485 - Oh, my God that's even better than Carhar. 95 00:03:50,534 --> 00:03:52,324 - We should get new mugs. 96 00:03:52,362 --> 00:03:54,452 [upbeat music] 97 00:03:54,495 --> 00:03:55,925 - You know cheeses of the world 98 00:03:55,974 --> 00:03:58,414 was the theme of my bat mitzvah. 99 00:03:58,455 --> 00:04:00,805 - You're Jewish? - No, I just wanted one. 100 00:04:00,849 --> 00:04:04,199 [notification chime] - Oh, no. 101 00:04:04,244 --> 00:04:06,334 - What? I learned Hebrew and everything. 102 00:04:06,376 --> 00:04:07,856 - Not that. 103 00:04:07,899 --> 00:04:10,339 I just got an invite to Seattle Fashion Fest. 104 00:04:10,380 --> 00:04:11,560 - Oh. 105 00:04:11,599 --> 00:04:13,209 - And it's addressed to me and Bo. 106 00:04:13,253 --> 00:04:14,953 - Oh. 107 00:04:14,993 --> 00:04:16,563 - And you know he's going to be there. 108 00:04:16,604 --> 00:04:18,484 - Bo attends every opening imaginable. 109 00:04:18,519 --> 00:04:22,039 He'd attend a cesarean if they had to step-and-repeat. 110 00:04:22,087 --> 00:04:26,917 - You're joking, but he had one at his mom's funeral. 111 00:04:28,398 --> 00:04:29,878 Which still seems better 112 00:04:29,921 --> 00:04:32,971 than running into my ex and his new girlfriend. 113 00:04:33,011 --> 00:04:35,361 - Yeah, but you know what's better than that? 114 00:04:35,405 --> 00:04:38,535 Crushing it in front of your ex and his new girlfriend. 115 00:04:38,582 --> 00:04:41,462 Also burritos. 116 00:04:41,498 --> 00:04:42,628 - Picture it. 117 00:04:42,673 --> 00:04:45,683 You, gorgeous gown, hot blow out, 118 00:04:45,720 --> 00:04:46,900 a tiny little clutch 119 00:04:46,938 --> 00:04:49,508 that couldn't possibly hold anything. 120 00:04:49,550 --> 00:04:50,940 - Cute earrings. 121 00:04:50,986 --> 00:04:53,946 Although will you be able to see them with a blowout? 122 00:04:53,989 --> 00:04:55,689 - Good point. You should do a statement necklace. 123 00:04:55,730 --> 00:04:59,520 - Yes. Wait, this is fun. 124 00:04:59,560 --> 00:05:02,080 Okay, let's do it. 125 00:05:02,127 --> 00:05:04,087 I'll go to the event, but only if you style me. 126 00:05:04,129 --> 00:05:05,569 - Really? Are you sure? 127 00:05:05,609 --> 00:05:08,219 I mean you should be because I'm amazing, but just checking. 128 00:05:08,264 --> 00:05:10,014 - Yeah, it's your dream to be a stylist 129 00:05:10,048 --> 00:05:12,218 and if I'm wearing something you picked out, 130 00:05:12,268 --> 00:05:13,838 it'll almost be like having you right next to me. 131 00:05:13,878 --> 00:05:15,048 So you in? 132 00:05:15,097 --> 00:05:16,927 - I have a million ideas already. 133 00:05:16,968 --> 00:05:20,448 - Great. I just have a couple tiny requests. 134 00:05:20,494 --> 00:05:22,104 Nothing too bright, but not too somber, 135 00:05:22,147 --> 00:05:25,187 love ruffles, hate frills, classic, but daring. 136 00:05:25,237 --> 00:05:27,327 Love sleeveless. Hate my elbows. 137 00:05:27,370 --> 00:05:29,590 Can you do something about that? 138 00:05:29,633 --> 00:05:31,463 - My mom knows a doctor in the Cayman Islands, 139 00:05:31,505 --> 00:05:33,375 but he might not have a license. 140 00:05:37,685 --> 00:05:40,595 - So what do you think? 141 00:05:40,644 --> 00:05:44,784 Rite Aid. $11.99. 142 00:05:44,822 --> 00:05:46,222 - You look like you're auditioning 143 00:05:46,258 --> 00:05:49,168 for a high school jazz band. - Is that good? 144 00:05:49,218 --> 00:05:51,568 Maybe Ramona likes jazz. Should I write her a song? 145 00:05:51,612 --> 00:05:54,622 - Whoa, daddy-o. Let's not get ahead of ourselves. 146 00:05:54,658 --> 00:05:56,008 You haven't even met her yet. 147 00:05:56,051 --> 00:05:57,231 - Yeah, I know, but just the fact that I'm excited 148 00:05:57,269 --> 00:05:59,399 means that I'm ready, Spencer. 149 00:05:59,446 --> 00:06:02,536 You have put the ready back in Freddie. 150 00:06:02,579 --> 00:06:07,319 - You may be ready, but whoof, have you seen those eyebrows? 151 00:06:07,367 --> 00:06:08,717 You should go take care of those bad boys. 152 00:06:08,759 --> 00:06:10,539 - Okay, but this works though. I keep this. 153 00:06:10,587 --> 00:06:13,327 - I love it. Yep. 154 00:06:13,373 --> 00:06:15,113 Problem. I showed Ramona pictures of Freddie. 155 00:06:15,157 --> 00:06:16,457 She doesn't want to go out with him. 156 00:06:16,506 --> 00:06:18,026 This could scar him forever. 157 00:06:18,073 --> 00:06:20,643 - Relax. It happens to everyone. 158 00:06:20,684 --> 00:06:22,384 Else. 159 00:06:22,425 --> 00:06:23,465 - Just find him another date. 160 00:06:23,513 --> 00:06:25,653 - But then he'll know she rejected him. 161 00:06:25,689 --> 00:06:27,779 It'll crush him before he even gets back out there. 162 00:06:27,822 --> 00:06:30,742 It's got to be Ramona. 163 00:06:30,781 --> 00:06:35,051 Unless it doesn't. 164 00:06:35,090 --> 00:06:37,050 I've got an idea. 165 00:06:40,704 --> 00:06:42,714 - Oh, he's just not going to tell us. 166 00:06:42,750 --> 00:06:44,580 ♪ 167 00:06:44,621 --> 00:06:48,411 - Keep your eyes closed. I have a surprise. 168 00:06:48,451 --> 00:06:51,761 - Did you do the dishes? - I said surprise, not miracle. 169 00:06:51,802 --> 00:06:53,852 Now open. 170 00:06:53,891 --> 00:06:56,761 It's our very own styling station. 171 00:06:56,807 --> 00:06:58,547 - Harper, this is amazing. 172 00:06:58,592 --> 00:07:00,382 - I know, right? I feel like a real stylist. 173 00:07:00,420 --> 00:07:02,600 - You are a real stylist. 174 00:07:02,639 --> 00:07:04,599 Are you thinking what I'm thinking? 175 00:07:04,641 --> 00:07:07,211 both: Outfit montage! 176 00:07:07,252 --> 00:07:08,862 ♪ 177 00:07:08,906 --> 00:07:10,866 - It's hurting my retinas. 178 00:07:10,908 --> 00:07:15,298 I feel like the lining of a really expensive casket. 179 00:07:15,347 --> 00:07:16,777 Too frilly. 180 00:07:16,827 --> 00:07:18,217 Too silly. 181 00:07:18,263 --> 00:07:19,613 Too racy. 182 00:07:19,656 --> 00:07:20,876 Too spacey. 183 00:07:20,918 --> 00:07:22,488 Too flirty. 184 00:07:23,747 --> 00:07:25,577 Too birdy! 185 00:07:25,619 --> 00:07:27,969 Harper, I feel like you're not quite getting it. 186 00:07:28,012 --> 00:07:31,412 - I thought we agreed. This is your moment to shine. 187 00:07:31,451 --> 00:07:32,841 You need to be a trailblazer. 188 00:07:32,887 --> 00:07:36,587 - Totally. But like an effortless trailblazer. 189 00:07:36,630 --> 00:07:37,720 Like I just got out of bed 190 00:07:37,761 --> 00:07:41,641 and was all "Oops, I just blazed a trail." 191 00:07:41,678 --> 00:07:42,718 Maybe I haven't been clear enough 192 00:07:42,766 --> 00:07:44,376 about what I'm looking for. 193 00:07:44,420 --> 00:07:48,600 - No, effortlessly trailblazing could not be clearer. 194 00:07:48,642 --> 00:07:51,652 - I know. I'm sorry. 195 00:07:51,688 --> 00:07:54,598 It's just the thought of going out on the red carpet on my own 196 00:07:54,648 --> 00:07:57,388 and seeing Bo and Lita. 197 00:07:57,433 --> 00:07:58,873 It's just hard to choose an outfit for an event 198 00:07:58,913 --> 00:08:00,743 I'm not that excited to go to. 199 00:08:00,784 --> 00:08:05,354 - Ooh, maybe you just need some arm candy of your own. 200 00:08:05,397 --> 00:08:06,697 And I have the perfect guy. Trenton 201 00:08:06,747 --> 00:08:08,787 And he is just your type. 202 00:08:08,836 --> 00:08:11,576 - Okay, I'm in. - Yeah! 203 00:08:11,621 --> 00:08:14,761 - Wait, is this another one of your man-me-downs? 204 00:08:14,798 --> 00:08:18,148 - We--never. 205 00:08:18,193 --> 00:08:20,803 Did we? 206 00:08:20,848 --> 00:08:25,848 No. I'm 80% sure we didn't. 207 00:08:25,896 --> 00:08:27,546 - [scoffs] Fine. 208 00:08:27,594 --> 00:08:29,994 This is why I got you those color-coded Post-it notes. 209 00:08:30,031 --> 00:08:31,641 - Right, right. 210 00:08:36,472 --> 00:08:38,612 [upbeat music] 211 00:08:38,648 --> 00:08:40,958 - How much do I owe you? - Nothing. 212 00:08:40,998 --> 00:08:43,608 But I would accept your phone number as a tip. 213 00:08:43,653 --> 00:08:46,403 - You're sweet, but a date with me cost 500 an hour. 214 00:08:46,438 --> 00:08:49,828 - And I bet it is worth every penny. 215 00:08:49,877 --> 00:08:52,487 But yeah, I don't have that so have a great day. 216 00:08:54,621 --> 00:08:56,011 - Excuse me. Hi. 217 00:08:56,057 --> 00:08:57,837 Are you the lady from the errand app? 218 00:08:57,885 --> 00:08:59,095 - If that's what you want to call it. 219 00:08:59,147 --> 00:09:00,797 - Wow. 220 00:09:00,844 --> 00:09:02,634 Are all the women that work for your company are this gorgeous? 221 00:09:02,672 --> 00:09:04,412 My friend hired someone to pick up his package last night 222 00:09:04,456 --> 00:09:05,586 and she was stunning. 223 00:09:05,632 --> 00:09:07,682 - We have all different types working for us. 224 00:09:07,721 --> 00:09:10,771 But we all know how to handle a package. 225 00:09:10,811 --> 00:09:12,641 - That's great to hear. 226 00:09:14,771 --> 00:09:18,431 So let me cut to the chase. I'm pretty desperate. 227 00:09:18,470 --> 00:09:20,120 - Most of the guys I work with are. 228 00:09:20,168 --> 00:09:21,598 - Then you'll have an easy time with Freddie. 229 00:09:21,648 --> 00:09:24,298 I just need you to have coffee with him tonight. 230 00:09:24,346 --> 00:09:26,866 - Just coffee? That's it? 231 00:09:26,914 --> 00:09:28,134 - Yeah, but 232 00:09:28,176 --> 00:09:30,086 I need you to pretend to be a woman named Ramona. 233 00:09:30,134 --> 00:09:31,794 Is that weird? - Ugh, honey, 234 00:09:31,832 --> 00:09:32,702 For the rate you're paying, 235 00:09:32,746 --> 00:09:34,526 I'll be whoever you want me to be. 236 00:09:34,574 --> 00:09:37,714 Let me just send you the payment request. 237 00:09:39,579 --> 00:09:42,359 And we're good to go. [notification chimes] 238 00:09:42,407 --> 00:09:44,797 - Ouch. That's a really high rate. 239 00:09:44,845 --> 00:09:49,365 - Well, we're the best at errands. 240 00:09:49,414 --> 00:09:50,634 - And done. 241 00:09:50,677 --> 00:09:53,807 Okay, so my friend Ramona is a nuclear physicist. 242 00:09:53,854 --> 00:09:55,774 Would you be able to handle that kind of backstory? 243 00:09:55,812 --> 00:09:57,812 - Sure. And I own plenty of costumes. 244 00:09:57,858 --> 00:09:59,208 - Oh, nice. Are you an actress? 245 00:09:59,250 --> 00:10:06,130 - Most of the time, yes. Unless the guy is really hot. 246 00:10:06,170 --> 00:10:09,610 ♪ 247 00:10:09,652 --> 00:10:11,832 - Everything looks so good. - Really? 248 00:10:11,872 --> 00:10:15,092 How can you tell? There's no pictures. 249 00:10:15,136 --> 00:10:19,226 Whoa, can you read minds? 250 00:10:19,270 --> 00:10:22,930 - No, I can just read. [chuckles] 251 00:10:24,711 --> 00:10:27,371 Harper said you guys met at the gym. 252 00:10:27,409 --> 00:10:28,889 Do you work out at Purple Thesis too? 253 00:10:28,932 --> 00:10:32,682 - Yeah, I go Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Friday and Saturday. 254 00:10:32,719 --> 00:10:34,759 But sometimes I go Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, 255 00:10:34,808 --> 00:10:38,898 Friday and Sunday, because you know, 256 00:10:38,942 --> 00:10:41,862 diversity. 257 00:10:41,902 --> 00:10:45,042 - Got it. 258 00:10:45,079 --> 00:10:46,819 So have you decided on what you're going to eat? 259 00:10:46,863 --> 00:10:49,743 - Uh, hello, there's no pictures. 260 00:10:49,779 --> 00:10:51,999 Wow. You're really bad listener. 261 00:10:52,042 --> 00:10:54,922 - Harper said we'd be perfect for each other. 262 00:10:54,958 --> 00:10:56,958 I wonder what made her think that. 263 00:10:57,004 --> 00:10:58,754 - Are you a Flat Earther too? 264 00:10:58,788 --> 00:11:03,878 There are so few of us who are enlightened. 265 00:11:03,924 --> 00:11:08,104 - No, but I wish I could fall off the edge right now. 266 00:11:08,145 --> 00:11:14,935 ♪ 267 00:11:14,978 --> 00:11:18,548 - Hi. Are you Ramona? - Yes. I'm Ramona. 268 00:11:18,590 --> 00:11:21,200 Ramona, the nuclear science person. 269 00:11:21,245 --> 00:11:24,595 - Well, I am very nervous. I mean, that's not my name. 270 00:11:24,640 --> 00:11:26,820 My name is nervous-- Freddie, that's my name. 271 00:11:26,860 --> 00:11:31,730 Should I just go home? [laughter] 272 00:11:31,778 --> 00:11:34,388 Wait, are you laughing with me or at me? 273 00:11:34,432 --> 00:11:37,572 - The good one. - Oh, phew. 274 00:11:37,609 --> 00:11:41,269 Yeah, it's hard for me to tell. I have an 11-year-old daughter. 275 00:11:41,309 --> 00:11:43,959 - Okay, Zaddy. 276 00:11:44,007 --> 00:11:46,877 - Well, I will look that up later. 277 00:11:46,923 --> 00:11:48,013 Are you just coming from work? 278 00:11:48,055 --> 00:11:49,965 - No, I'm just getting started for the night. 279 00:11:50,013 --> 00:11:52,623 - What? - I mean, yes. 280 00:11:52,668 --> 00:11:55,668 I just came from the lab. 281 00:11:55,715 --> 00:11:56,845 Did you know that 282 00:11:56,890 --> 00:12:00,370 the mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell? 283 00:12:00,415 --> 00:12:04,025 - Yes. And did you know that some cells in multicellular 284 00:12:04,071 --> 00:12:08,081 organisms don't have mitochondria at all? 285 00:12:08,118 --> 00:12:09,338 What am I talking about? 286 00:12:09,380 --> 00:12:11,560 Of course, you do. - Of course, I do. 287 00:12:11,600 --> 00:12:13,860 - It's so nice to just talk to you. 288 00:12:13,907 --> 00:12:16,167 It has been so long since I've been on a date. 289 00:12:16,213 --> 00:12:21,043 - It's been so long since I actually talked on a date. 290 00:12:21,088 --> 00:12:25,878 Oh, did you also know that H2O is also actually water? 291 00:12:25,919 --> 00:12:31,319 - And did you also know that H2O2 is also hydrogen peroxide? 292 00:12:31,359 --> 00:12:35,359 - Of course, I did. I'm a science worker. 293 00:12:35,406 --> 00:12:36,486 [chuckles] 294 00:12:36,538 --> 00:12:39,278 - God, I miss flirting! 295 00:12:39,323 --> 00:12:42,673 ♪ 296 00:12:44,000 --> 00:12:46,390 - It's been a rough week. I need a heavy pour. 297 00:12:51,747 --> 00:12:53,227 - Carly! 298 00:12:53,270 --> 00:12:56,310 I've got it. A tux moment. 299 00:12:56,360 --> 00:12:59,100 Powerful, androgynous, timeless, 300 00:12:59,146 --> 00:13:03,156 very HBIC, Head Bitch In Charge. 301 00:13:03,193 --> 00:13:05,503 - That sounds a little severe. 302 00:13:05,543 --> 00:13:09,283 How about more Fun Bitch In Charge? 303 00:13:09,330 --> 00:13:13,030 - Fun Bitch In Charge In A Tux. 304 00:13:13,073 --> 00:13:15,513 - Love it so much. 305 00:13:15,553 --> 00:13:20,213 But I was thinking something totally different. 306 00:13:20,254 --> 00:13:22,474 Ta-da. - That? 307 00:13:22,517 --> 00:13:23,787 It looks like a dress you would wear 308 00:13:23,822 --> 00:13:26,132 to an Air Force father-daughter dance. 309 00:13:26,173 --> 00:13:31,393 - Wow. That's a very specific and on-point read. 310 00:13:31,439 --> 00:13:33,309 I just think maybe I'll be more comfortable 311 00:13:33,354 --> 00:13:34,794 and something I've worn before. 312 00:13:34,833 --> 00:13:36,403 - It's a red carpet. 313 00:13:36,444 --> 00:13:41,104 You're not supposed to be comfortable. 314 00:13:41,144 --> 00:13:44,324 - Okay, it was just a suggestion. 315 00:13:44,365 --> 00:13:45,935 - And it's so helpful. 316 00:13:45,975 --> 00:13:48,585 Because this is great practice for when I'll have to deal 317 00:13:48,630 --> 00:13:52,630 with difficult clients one day. I better get to work. 318 00:13:59,162 --> 00:14:03,992 - Don't worry. She's still my BFSSBSJBARN. 319 00:14:04,037 --> 00:14:08,267 Best Friend Since Sam But She's Just Being Annoying Right Now. 320 00:14:08,302 --> 00:14:13,262 ♪ 321 00:14:13,307 --> 00:14:15,487 - Ugh! 322 00:14:15,526 --> 00:14:19,146 Hey! So how did the date go? - I don't want to oversell it. 323 00:14:19,182 --> 00:14:21,752 But that was the best date 324 00:14:21,793 --> 00:14:25,323 that I or anyone else has ever been on. 325 00:14:25,362 --> 00:14:26,622 - Yes! - Whoo! 326 00:14:26,668 --> 00:14:28,798 - And now that you've got one date under your belt, 327 00:14:28,844 --> 00:14:30,194 there are plenty more dates 328 00:14:30,237 --> 00:14:31,677 right around the corner with other ladies. 329 00:14:31,716 --> 00:14:33,116 - There are definitely more dates coming up 330 00:14:33,153 --> 00:14:34,633 but not with other girls. 331 00:14:34,676 --> 00:14:38,336 I asked Ramona to go out again. She said yes. 332 00:14:38,375 --> 00:14:40,115 [notification chimes] 333 00:14:40,160 --> 00:14:44,120 - For tomorrow at 8:00 p.m.? - Yeah. Wait, how did you know? 334 00:14:44,164 --> 00:14:46,294 - Just a lucky guess. [chuckles] 335 00:14:46,340 --> 00:14:47,430 - I think Ramona is very special. 336 00:14:47,471 --> 00:14:50,121 I want to take this really, really slowly. 337 00:14:50,170 --> 00:14:51,690 - Yeah, but not too slowly. 338 00:14:51,736 --> 00:14:55,006 I mean, dating can be really, really expensive these days. 339 00:14:55,044 --> 00:14:56,654 - True, but she's worth it. 340 00:14:56,698 --> 00:14:58,608 Now that I have Ramona, I can do all the things 341 00:14:58,656 --> 00:15:01,836 that I've been wanting to do for so long. 342 00:15:01,877 --> 00:15:04,837 [big band music] 343 00:15:04,880 --> 00:15:06,310 ♪ 344 00:15:06,360 --> 00:15:08,010 [notification chimes] 345 00:15:08,057 --> 00:15:09,407 - Dang it! 346 00:15:09,450 --> 00:15:11,840 ♪ 347 00:15:11,887 --> 00:15:13,027 [notification chimes] 348 00:15:13,062 --> 00:15:14,842 Son of a! 349 00:15:14,890 --> 00:15:18,330 ♪ 350 00:15:18,372 --> 00:15:19,942 [notification chimes] 351 00:15:19,982 --> 00:15:21,552 Obscenity! 352 00:15:21,592 --> 00:15:23,372 ♪ 353 00:15:23,420 --> 00:15:26,990 [indistinct chatter on TV] 354 00:15:27,032 --> 00:15:31,302 - I hate clothes. 355 00:15:31,341 --> 00:15:32,911 - Shh! "RWoww" just started. 356 00:15:32,951 --> 00:15:37,431 And thanks you boomers, I'm emotionally invested. 357 00:15:37,478 --> 00:15:40,518 - Ugh! The red carpet is tomorrow. 358 00:15:40,568 --> 00:15:43,088 Why is every dress here just wrong? 359 00:15:43,136 --> 00:15:46,226 - At some point, maybe you just have to blame the model. 360 00:15:47,314 --> 00:15:51,404 - Carly! It finally happened. 361 00:15:51,448 --> 00:15:53,188 - Your cousin resurfaced? 362 00:15:53,233 --> 00:15:56,933 - No, I got an outfit that you are going to love. 363 00:15:56,975 --> 00:16:00,595 But that does remind me I should check in with my PI. 364 00:16:00,631 --> 00:16:04,981 - Oh, another outfit, hooray. 365 00:16:05,027 --> 00:16:07,727 - It's perfection and all it took was 366 00:16:07,769 --> 00:16:09,989 some creative thinking, a couple of sketches, 367 00:16:10,032 --> 00:16:12,902 and Spencer's credit card ending with 6821. 368 00:16:12,948 --> 00:16:15,858 I got real lucky with that security code. 369 00:16:15,907 --> 00:16:19,477 - I'd love to try it on but "RWoww" just started. 370 00:16:19,520 --> 00:16:22,610 - Carly, is everything okay? 371 00:16:22,653 --> 00:16:25,353 - No, I'm stuck in a dress. 372 00:16:25,395 --> 00:16:27,225 - Whoa! Cynthia Morgan just called off 373 00:16:27,267 --> 00:16:32,537 her wedding to Mauricio Vandercliff! 374 00:16:32,576 --> 00:16:36,366 - How could this be happening? - Good for her. 375 00:16:36,406 --> 00:16:38,626 - Good? I thought we agreed 376 00:16:38,669 --> 00:16:41,229 that Mauricio was perfect for Cynthia. 377 00:16:41,281 --> 00:16:45,501 - Things change. And Mauricio is way better off. 378 00:16:45,546 --> 00:16:47,286 - How do you know what's best for Mauricio? 379 00:16:47,330 --> 00:16:49,500 - Oh, she did not just go there. 380 00:16:49,550 --> 00:16:51,290 - You have no idea what's happening 381 00:16:51,334 --> 00:16:52,384 in the Mauricio's head. 382 00:16:52,422 --> 00:16:54,252 He's got a lot going on right now. 383 00:16:54,294 --> 00:16:55,864 He just got broken up with 384 00:16:55,904 --> 00:16:57,384 and now he's launching his new channel 385 00:16:57,427 --> 00:17:00,127 and trying to pick this dress for Fashion Fest! 386 00:17:00,169 --> 00:17:04,389 - Well, it would be a lot easier to help Mauricio 387 00:17:04,434 --> 00:17:07,434 if he didn't have his head so far up his own dress. 388 00:17:07,481 --> 00:17:11,261 - Yes! Fill that tea! 389 00:17:11,311 --> 00:17:14,401 - Look I'm doing the best I can. 390 00:17:14,444 --> 00:17:16,144 But you're just not listening to me. 391 00:17:16,185 --> 00:17:18,055 - I'm trying to listen. 392 00:17:18,100 --> 00:17:20,970 I've worked really hard on this so can you just trust me? 393 00:17:21,016 --> 00:17:24,506 - Oh, like I did with Trenton? You said he was just my type. 394 00:17:24,541 --> 00:17:26,931 - What are you talking about? He was smoking. 395 00:17:26,978 --> 00:17:28,928 - Yeah, but that was just his last two brain cells 396 00:17:28,980 --> 00:17:30,760 rubbing together. 397 00:17:30,808 --> 00:17:35,588 - Fine. You do what you want. - Great. I'm going to my room. 398 00:17:37,685 --> 00:17:41,995 Which I can't even get to because of all these dresses. 399 00:17:42,037 --> 00:17:45,567 - Table flip! - I have to return those! 400 00:17:45,606 --> 00:17:47,786 - Go ahead because I'm not wearing any of them. 401 00:17:47,825 --> 00:17:51,915 I'm not going anymore. - Oh, can you two keep it down? 402 00:17:51,960 --> 00:17:56,610 I'm trying to watch this epic fight. 403 00:18:01,970 --> 00:18:03,930 [upbeat music] 404 00:18:03,972 --> 00:18:06,232 ♪ 405 00:18:06,279 --> 00:18:08,449 - [sighs] 406 00:18:12,372 --> 00:18:13,542 [sighs] 407 00:18:17,159 --> 00:18:19,159 I'm sad. 408 00:18:19,204 --> 00:18:22,814 - Heard you the whole time. what's up? 409 00:18:22,860 --> 00:18:24,160 - Harper and I had a fight. 410 00:18:24,209 --> 00:18:26,429 - I'm sorry. Is Carper breaking up? 411 00:18:26,473 --> 00:18:30,263 Look out world. Spencely is back! 412 00:18:30,303 --> 00:18:33,393 - Just this whole styling thing's been really tense. 413 00:18:33,436 --> 00:18:35,266 And then she set me up with a guy who she said 414 00:18:35,308 --> 00:18:38,608 would be perfect for me. And he was so dumb. 415 00:18:38,659 --> 00:18:42,919 - He hot though? - Stupid hot. 416 00:18:42,967 --> 00:18:45,457 - Yeah, that's your type. - Are you calling me shallow? 417 00:18:45,492 --> 00:18:47,672 - No, I'm calling you consistent. 418 00:18:47,711 --> 00:18:49,971 Think back on all the guys you've dated over the years. 419 00:18:50,018 --> 00:18:52,578 Gorgeous dum-dums. Himbos! 420 00:18:52,629 --> 00:18:57,199 Pretty in the face-a. empty in la cabeza. 421 00:18:57,242 --> 00:19:00,942 - Wow, that is my type. 422 00:19:00,985 --> 00:19:03,385 - Damn it, Harper was right about the guy. 423 00:19:03,423 --> 00:19:05,553 She was probably right about the dress too. 424 00:19:05,599 --> 00:19:08,859 Should I wear a bird? 425 00:19:08,906 --> 00:19:10,516 - I feel like I'm missing something here. 426 00:19:10,560 --> 00:19:13,430 - No, I am. I'm missing this event. 427 00:19:13,476 --> 00:19:15,436 And Harper is missing a big styling opportunity 428 00:19:15,478 --> 00:19:18,168 and a bunch of publicity. What should I do? 429 00:19:18,220 --> 00:19:21,570 - Go make it up to her. Go Carly, go! Come on! 430 00:19:21,615 --> 00:19:24,405 Not till you give me advice! I need your advice! 431 00:19:24,444 --> 00:19:26,884 Okay, I hired an actress off Postrabbit 432 00:19:26,924 --> 00:19:28,624 to ease Freddie back into dating, but-- 433 00:19:28,665 --> 00:19:30,065 - Postrabbit? 434 00:19:30,101 --> 00:19:34,151 Spencer, this is EagerBunny. It's for hiring sex workers. 435 00:19:34,192 --> 00:19:36,892 My friend Anna put herself through law school on that app. 436 00:19:36,934 --> 00:19:41,594 - So she's not--oh. But there was a charge--oh. 437 00:19:41,635 --> 00:19:45,465 And the costume, yeah. What am I going to do? 438 00:19:45,508 --> 00:19:46,898 - Just be honest with Freddie. 439 00:19:46,944 --> 00:19:48,514 He'll understand you were just trying to help. 440 00:19:48,555 --> 00:19:50,345 - Or I could get him a celebrity apology 441 00:19:50,383 --> 00:19:51,733 from ContritionPigeon. 442 00:19:51,775 --> 00:19:55,785 - Or you can just report your credit card as stolen. 443 00:19:55,823 --> 00:19:59,433 But not the one ending in 6821. 444 00:19:59,479 --> 00:20:05,399 ♪ 445 00:20:05,441 --> 00:20:07,701 - Hey, Melissa, have you seen your dad? 446 00:20:07,748 --> 00:20:10,138 - He went to go see his new lady friend Ramona. 447 00:20:10,185 --> 00:20:14,885 - Damn it. Oh, that'll cost me. 448 00:20:14,929 --> 00:20:17,189 Oh, hey, man, listen, we have to talk. 449 00:20:17,235 --> 00:20:18,805 - Can it wait? I'm a bit bummed. 450 00:20:18,846 --> 00:20:20,456 I just ended things with Ramona. 451 00:20:20,500 --> 00:20:22,890 - Oh, thank God. 452 00:20:22,937 --> 00:20:26,637 That you had the courage to let her down gently. 453 00:20:26,680 --> 00:20:28,200 - I'm sorry Millicent, 454 00:20:28,246 --> 00:20:29,816 but I just dumped your future stepmother. 455 00:20:29,857 --> 00:20:31,037 - Never met this woman. 456 00:20:31,075 --> 00:20:34,215 Thought the photos were only okay. 457 00:20:34,252 --> 00:20:36,382 - It was great getting to know her, but I don't know. 458 00:20:36,429 --> 00:20:39,599 There's just no spark. - [scoffs] No spark? 459 00:20:39,649 --> 00:20:41,609 Was expecting a damn rocket launched to Mars 460 00:20:41,651 --> 00:20:43,521 after all that 461 00:20:43,566 --> 00:20:46,046 romance and listening. 462 00:20:46,090 --> 00:20:47,520 - Look, don't get me wrong. 463 00:20:47,570 --> 00:20:50,350 I love a woman with a career but she kept leaving our date 464 00:20:50,399 --> 00:20:54,619 so abruptly for "nuclear physicist emergencies." 465 00:20:54,664 --> 00:20:57,064 And always right on the hour. 466 00:20:57,101 --> 00:21:00,061 But hey, even though it didn't work out with Ramona, 467 00:21:00,104 --> 00:21:02,844 the ready is still in Freddie. 468 00:21:02,890 --> 00:21:05,500 - We got to get you a new catchphrase. 469 00:21:08,417 --> 00:21:09,897 - What's everyone doing in my apartment? 470 00:21:09,940 --> 00:21:11,680 - I was here trying to get some peace and quiet after 471 00:21:11,725 --> 00:21:16,385 Carly left for Fashion Fest. But clearly that plan failed. 472 00:21:16,425 --> 00:21:18,605 - She actually went? - What did she wear? 473 00:21:18,645 --> 00:21:21,995 - I don't know. All I saw was those jacked up elbows. 474 00:21:24,825 --> 00:21:25,915 - Carly! 475 00:21:25,956 --> 00:21:32,926 ♪ 476 00:21:32,963 --> 00:21:35,273 Carly! Wait, wait! - Harper! 477 00:21:35,313 --> 00:21:37,753 Okay, before you say anything, I just have to say I'm sorry. 478 00:21:37,794 --> 00:21:39,664 - I'm sorry too but-- - No, it's okay. 479 00:21:39,709 --> 00:21:40,789 You're brilliant. 480 00:21:40,841 --> 00:21:43,541 You used my old dress and I feel so confident. 481 00:21:43,583 --> 00:21:44,893 - You can't go out there in this. 482 00:21:44,932 --> 00:21:46,372 - What? What do you mean? 483 00:21:46,411 --> 00:21:47,581 I was just about to-- [fabric rips] 484 00:21:47,630 --> 00:21:49,110 [gasps] - Oh, my God. 485 00:21:49,153 --> 00:21:50,633 We never did a fitting. 486 00:21:50,677 --> 00:21:52,637 These are all just temporary stitches. 487 00:21:52,679 --> 00:21:54,589 - Oh no, what am I going to do? 488 00:21:54,637 --> 00:21:57,867 - Don't worry, I got you. 489 00:22:04,734 --> 00:22:07,134 - So are we good? 490 00:22:07,171 --> 00:22:09,911 I mean, I did flip a table. 491 00:22:09,957 --> 00:22:14,707 - Can I be honest with you? It was iconic. 492 00:22:14,744 --> 00:22:17,744 Even though I was so angry, I was secretly living for it. 493 00:22:17,791 --> 00:22:20,051 [shutters clicking] 494 00:22:20,097 --> 00:22:23,977 - Same. I just wish you'd thrown a drink in my face. 495 00:22:24,014 --> 00:22:26,274 - Ooh, we'll save that for our next fight. 496 00:22:27,670 --> 00:22:29,190 [fabric rips] 497 00:22:32,283 --> 00:22:34,543 - By the way, you were so right. 498 00:22:34,590 --> 00:22:37,240 My type is totally hot and dumb. 499 00:22:37,288 --> 00:22:40,028 What a revelation. Do I need therapy? 500 00:22:40,074 --> 00:22:41,864 No, I'm good. 501 00:22:41,902 --> 00:22:43,552 [fabric rips] 502 00:22:45,296 --> 00:22:46,956 - Promise me you'll never let go. 503 00:22:46,994 --> 00:22:50,174 - I'll never let go Carly, I'll never let go. 504 00:22:52,086 --> 00:22:53,616 [fabric rips] 505 00:22:57,570 --> 00:23:00,090 - No sudden moves. 506 00:23:00,137 --> 00:23:02,967 We live here now. - Okay. 507 00:23:03,010 --> 00:23:06,710 ♪ 508 00:23:06,753 --> 00:23:11,413 - Hey Harper, it's me, Countess Debra, duh. 509 00:23:11,453 --> 00:23:15,543 This is your ContritionPigeon from your friend Carly. 510 00:23:15,588 --> 00:23:20,458 She wants me to let you know that you are so talented. 511 00:23:20,505 --> 00:23:23,245 That outfit you put together 512 00:23:23,291 --> 00:23:26,511 was effortlessly trailblazing. 513 00:23:26,555 --> 00:23:31,785 It was so Fun Bitch In Charge. 514 00:23:31,821 --> 00:23:35,821 Also, please forgive Carly for being so difficult 515 00:23:35,869 --> 00:23:38,259 but also, like, you are no cakewalk, either. 516 00:23:38,306 --> 00:23:40,746 Irregardless, please forgive her. 517 00:23:40,787 --> 00:23:42,877 Just like I forgave my dead husband, 518 00:23:42,919 --> 00:23:45,789 who I miss so much 519 00:23:45,835 --> 00:23:47,885 and I definitely didn't kill 520 00:23:47,924 --> 00:23:50,974 to get on "The Real Widows Of Wisconsin." 521 00:23:52,233 --> 00:23:54,713 In conclusion... 522 00:23:54,757 --> 00:23:56,457 feminism. 523 00:23:56,498 --> 00:23:59,668 Like I always say, money isn't a thing, 524 00:23:59,719 --> 00:24:02,589 it's everything! 525 00:24:02,635 --> 00:24:05,205 Bye. 526 00:24:05,246 --> 00:24:07,166 both: It's everything! 527 00:24:07,204 --> 00:24:08,684 ♪ 528 00:24:08,734 --> 00:24:13,284 Repair and Synchronization by Easy Subtitles Synchronizer 1.0.0.0